Disaster Movie

Was about to watch this but when trashy Kim k name cams up I was like if someone pays me to watch this I won’t

Mature audiences will be unamused by the idiotic belching, the ugly people, the sex/drug/alcohol references, and most of all, the randomness that I think the directors were actually counting on to make the drawn-out game show parodies funny. This movie would be a hit at an 8th-grader's spend-the-night birthday party because this kind of slapstick humor and major movie references and Girls Gone Wild flashes is at the very pennacle of awesomeness. The movie itself looks a lot like the Scary Movie series, but it is closer to Meet the Spartans because it uses an even more limited toolset to induce laughter. I only laughed by mistake, and by that I mean that I expected something really funny was about to happen, but it turned out to be another completely irrelevant discourse. I wonder how many times the directors rolled their eyes while making this movie.

Can i give negative infinity stars. This movie is dog[censored].

like i said. thats really all I've got. horrible movie. the "Movie" series has got to stop sometime, right? HA! hopefully people will wise up and stop producing this garbage. is was good the first time. now quit it!

Ok maybe that was not the most original title for this review, but it was multitudes more than whatever wit that this film has ( if any) i am not wasting my time by going over what is wrong with the movie, as it has been done to death. All anyone needs to know is that this is a plotless, humorless, and frankly pointless pile of steaming camel excrement. In addition the acting was awful even for a stupid comedy ( this was supposed to be a comedy right) there was nothing positive in this movie, unless you are one of those types with a morbid obsession of Kim Kardashian ( I just don't get the whole Kardashian thing, call me stupid, but I don't) then you may like at least her in The movie. Even still this gives no excuse to watch this zeppelin crash. I would not watch this movie if someone paid me and neither should you. This film does not waste time, it wastes away your soul.

"Disaster Movie" tells the story of four twenty somethings who are celebrating a sweet sixteen party as every disaster known to man, including tornadoes, meteors, and the rabies stricken Alvin and the Chipmunks, strikes the city all at once. If they can return the crystal skull to the Museum of Natural History, they can save the world--that is, if they can make their way past an array of movie villains (and a few heroes). As with all of Friedberg and Seltzer's movies, the "jokes" are really just references to way better films that have been released within the last two years and pop culture icons--and they make sure the thing being referenced is named, as if nobody got it. Which leads to a problem...when you only make fun of current trends and rather forgettable movies, few people will understand it in 10 or even 5 years. The sorst part is, WE are to blame for this, because enough people keep paying to see this crap, so the directors can keep making spoofs that make the last one look somewhat good in comparison.

I thought this movie was sosososososo funny I laughed so hard and to all the haters commenting on this u can go screw yourself! Because if u don't like it fine u don't need to be a b**tch about it so I loved the movie!<3333

It was so stupidly funny. :)

MATT LANTER IS MINE! Him a troy, holy bu-Jesus!

sooooo funny