The Cottage

The Cottage

By Paul Andrew Williams

  • Genre: Horror
  • Release Date: 2008-05-13
  • Advisory Rating: Unrated
  • Runtime: 1h 31min
  • Director: Paul Andrew Williams
  • Production Company: Steel Mill Pictures
  • Production Country: United Kingdom
  • iTunes Price: USD 12.99
  • iTunes Rent Price: USD 3.99
5.974/10
5.974
From 234 Ratings

Description

Forced into hiding after their kidnapping plan goes awry, two rival siblings, David (Andy Serkis - The Lord of the Rings trilogy) and Peter (Reece Shearsmith - Shaun of the Dead), find themselves fighting for their sanity while they hole up in a secluded country cottage. Weighed down by a hostage who refuses to stay quiet, or tied down, they are soon held captive by their own victim. But everyone's problems go from bad to worse when they come face-to-face with their psychotic axe-wielding neighbor - a demented farmer with a dark, nasty secret buried where you'd least expect.

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  • O_O What the hell.

    1
    By charli_vintage
    Don't buy/rent this movie. It was HORRIBLE. I watched this the night after homecoming with 5 of my friends and we were all shocked of how stupid this movie was. It's a total waste.
  • horrible

    1
    By jays review
    did not like at all most of the movie is not even horror more like lame comedy killling does not start till last 30min of movie
  • How Many Killings? LOTS! (And some hilarious gags to boot!)

    5
    By Hibousoir
    Andy Serkis and Reece Shearsmith? As desperate kidnappers holding a female hostage who isn't about to just go along for the ride? Cornered in the woods by her daddy's henchmen and . . . well . . . someone TERRIBLY unexpected? Chock full of head-buttings, broken noses, lost extremities, guttings, stabbings, screaming, shrieking, hilarity, hijinks, and lots and LOTS of killings? Please sir, can I have some more?! Seriously, this is a really smart, fun, horror outing for people who love the genre enough to see the humor in the gore. The acting is superb, the dialogue delightful. Highly recommended!
  • i dont know

    3
    By eatensleep
    is it a horror movie with a comedic trailer?!!!! or a comedy with a horrific trailer?!!!
  • Worst Horror and/or Comedy EVER!!!

    1
    By lilreddy
    I don't understand these good reviews.. I like pretty much anything in the horror genre.. as well as horror/comedy. I bought this movie as there is no rent option and the reviews here were good plus like I said I like pretty much all horror movies. The first two thirds of this movie are not horror at all and is far from funny. I forced myself to keep watching expecting that there must be something coming that will turn this all around. There was not. When the horror part finally kicked in near the end of the movie I will admit there were some nice gory scenes but it was fairly predictable and just didn't have any real suspense. There were a couple funny lines in this part but that was about it for the movie. The "twist" at the end is in the last 3 seconds and was awful! Like it was a last minute add on. This movie could have been much better if more thought was put into the last third instead of the first two. Also as for that review about the "Old McDonald Song" which is part of why I went ahead and bought. That song is only in the trailer.. its not even in the movie?!?! Please save yourself the money and time and chose a different movie. I pride myself on having a big horror movie collection and even though I wasted the money on this movie.. I'm deleting it. Its not worth the space on my hard drive. Hope I save someone else from my mistake, thanks!
  • Total Agreement

    1
    By jb917
    If you are looking for a scary movie... keep looking!!! But if you want to view a good comedy... keep looking!!! I was turned off after two minutes -- It should be posted as a comedy not a horror film.
  • AWESOME

    4
    By KyleJMccloskey
    GREAT MOVIE SCARY FUNNY GORRY GREAT
  • Great Horror/Comedy

    5
    By 1967Dave
    This is a great horror/comedy. For those who don't like comedy in your horror flicks - pass on this one. A movie to me is great when you can watch it multiple times and not get bored of it. The Cottage is one of these films. A note to those who leave reviews without watching the movie: Go submit your garbage on youtube where it belongs, not here.
  • Horror meets League of Gentlemen.

    5
    By Mellydoll
    Very funny, and really gruesome.
  • Great movie

    5
    By christina69
    It's a nice combination of bloody and funny

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