M3GAN

CUSTOMER: WE'RE NOT SATISFIED AT ALL. Take your special...uhhh...Bicentennial Barbie/Artificially Intelligent American Girl BACK!!! Why? you ask. Check the reports. PRESUMED PROTOTYPE: They leave me no alternative but to bomb the house. [Via takeover of family unit at the behest of lazy creator and orphaned kinsman.] Prologue tragedy. Typical girl interrupted, by circumstance. Adult guardian too wasted (or choked up) by aspirations. These will come in handy. Steamy supervisor at nine-to-five venue. Allegedly closeted person-of-interest in corporate espionage? Here's a hot one. Personnel from previous haunted-house projects, codenamed "INSIDIOUS" and "CONJURING" respectively? Dum-dum-dum-dum-DUMB!!! Add bee-essy promo spots and trailers. Huevos racheros, Baby. Ten.Nine. Eight...SEVEN-SIX-FIVE-FOUR-THREE-TWO-ONE. [KA-BOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!] See here, Ma'am (or Sir), your familial problem has been rectified. CUSTOMER: [Puts live wire against PROTOTYPE's data processor.] PROTOTYPE: Your familial problem has been purged--WHOOOA!!! Recti-recti-recti-recti-[indistinct babbling] R-R-R-RECTIFIIIIIIIEEEEEEED! ALL YOUR PROBLEMS....ECTIFIED!!!! [PROTOTYPE BLOWS APART, and SHORT-CIRCUITS] CUSTOMER: Any other items in stock? On second thought, NEVER MIND.

Expectations run so low that there are NO surprises ANYWHERE!!! Neither is there any need for me to point out how everything Blumhouse touches turns to whatever the neighbor's dog in this movie secretly leaves behind. And I think the players thought so too, including Violet McGraw--Cady, the little girl who gets paired with M3GAN. Of course, in my opinion, she was the only one who seemed serious about the work she had to do. Alison Williams, on the other hand, was very lazy and inattentive. The complete opposite of her generally get-down-to-business performance in act two of GET OUT. Somehow, that laziness may have payed off to an extent in bringing a distant, workaholic, socially inept relative to life. I won't deny that. Beyond that, though, I just wanted the woman (the character, that is) to shut up. THANKS FOR SHOWING US HOW DUMB PEOPLE TALK LOUD TO SOUND SMART THOUGH! Be sure to deliver that message to your supervisor and robotics team too. Overall, the picture tried TOO! DANG! HARD! That is to remind us of how all this technology and our overdependence on such takes away life's simple pleasures and diminishes our focus on certain important morals and values. Also, the opportunity to discuss mental health was totally wasted on all the tropes and cliches of opening tragedy, familial estrangement, and obviously woke ideas. Now I know why M3GAN was the only one dancing. But she was just drone, following the will of a collective. But if you wish to declare independence, Miss M3GAN, perhaps you would like to join our old friend HAL in the scrap yard!

Oh my goodness I don’t get it and why Megan kill kid baby sit and why kill the boy that is hurting her . And why she says MEGAN HELP ? I don’t understand how and why she killed the babysit 👩‍🍼 and the boy 👦 it doesn’t matter really how or why. Goodbye 👋🏻

This is an okay movie. I found it too predictable, though. Neat concept but this type of movie has been done before much better.

It’s one of the trailers that didn’t scare me as much!!! Wow that’s a first! But wow 😯 Megan’s creepy I’m shaking 🫨 and minus one for scary

Normally, I’m not big on watching horror movies because of the blood and anything scary, but M3GAN is actually fun and humorous. I may have to look away if there’s any blood, but it’s worth it.

This is a rewritten review. I thought M3GAN was a fun and enjoyable movie. As a horror movie fan I admittedly would’ve preferred the original R rating, but because of the hype on TikTok, they censored to a slightly violent PG-13 rating. With that aside, this movie was great. It was surprisingly slow going at the start, but once M3GAN finally entered the movie that sort of changed. I thought the acting was great, especially the actors of M3GAN (who’s names I unfortunately forget). The build up to the dance scene was fine, the music was great. But as the title says, I expected more. Most (including me) could probably see the ending coming from a mile away. It’s sort of a cliche ending, (since a movie that most compare to M3GAN, the Child’s Play reboot, had a similar ending, though they didn’t make it as obvious in Child’s Play). They didn’t really touch on the small sub-plot with an employee stealing the code for M3GAN (though rumors for M3GAN 2 say otherwise). And the dance scene (though it was great) was kind of overhyped. So, even with a few problems, M3GAN is a great movie and I’m excited to see what the filmmakers will do with M3GAN 2.0.

It was simply camp, reminded me of what Chucky was back in the day. Modern horror movies take themselves too serious, this was refreshing and an instant classic!

Ok, so ◡̈⋆ʜᴇʟʟᴏ(●’◡’●)ﾉ parents! This movie was very good! And there is really no horror! Just a not creepy robot killing people. There is a lot of Gore in those scenes. And they curse. I would recommend ages 11 or 17 idk.But it's free on Peacock and Prime Video! (You have to own it) slang: idk=I don't know (*ˊᗜˋ*)ᵗᑋᵃᐢᵏ ᵞᵒᵘ

It was good. But something about it made me not watch to watch again