A parody of "Baywatch" featuring Malibu Adjacent's Notch Johnson, the world's greatest lifeguard (hardly), and his unit SPF-30.
| Title | Time | |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | With Sex You Get Eggroll | 2000-03-14 |
| 2 | Silence of the Clams | 2000-03-21 |
| 3 | In the G-Hetto | 2000-03-28 |
| 4 | Love, Native American Style | 2000-04-04 |
| 5 | Two Thongs Don't Make a Right | 2000-04-11 |
| 6 | Fanny and the Professor | 2000-04-18 |
| 7 | Eat My Muffin | 2000-08-01 |
| 8 | Miso Honei | 2000-08-08 |
| 9 | South of Her Border | 2000-08-15 |
| 10 | Day of the Jackass | 2000-08-22 |
| 11 | A Star Is Boned | 2000-08-29 |
| 12 | Attack of the Cocktopuss | 2000-09-05 |
| 13 | Mario Putzo's... The Last Dong | 2000-09-12 |
