This partially unscripted comedy brings viewers into the squad car as incompetent officers swing into action, answering 911 calls about everything from speeding violations and prostitution to staking out a drug den. Within each episode, viewers catch a "fly on the wall" glimpse of the cops' often politically incorrect opinions, ranging from their personal feelings to professional critiques of their colleagues.
| Title | Time | |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | Pilot | 2003-07-23 |
| 2 | Fireworks | 2003-07-30 |
| 3 | Execution Tickets | 2003-08-06 |
| 4 | Clementine's Pregnant | 2003-08-13 |
| 5 | Jones Gets Suspended | 2003-08-20 |
| 6 | Help From the FBI | 2003-08-27 |
| 7 | Wiegel Suicide Watch | 2003-09-03 |
| 8 | Clementine Gets Married | 2003-09-10 |
| 9 | Garcia's Anniversary | 2003-09-17 |
| 10 | Burning Man Festival | 2003-09-24 |
| 11 | Dangle's Moving Day | 2003-10-01 |
| 12 | Terrorist Training: Part 1 | 2003-10-08 |
| 13 | Terrorist Training: Part 2 | 2003-10-15 |
| 14 | Halloween | 2003-10-20 |
